6/20/2010

Welcome to the internet

Good day internetz,

I‘m fine, how are you? Headache? Too much information? Oh well... here‘s a cookie, maybe that will make you feel better.

Indeed the internetz is growing at an exponential rate, and as a result the unimaginable has happened – THERE IS TOO MUCH COOL STUFF! That‘s where we come in. With the bungalow as our plane and the mouse as our pilot, we will travel the internetz seeking to share as many crispy & juicy chicken nuggets of info as we can. Doesn’t make sense you say? Get used to it. ‘Cause nonsense is something we have buckets of.

Here at the bungalow we follow one of the great unwritten rules of the internetz - „Sharing is caring“. We care very deeply about you... NOT. But you are welcome to hang out of the window of our bungalow as a first class passenger. With Captain “double E” at the wheel, you are guaranteed a smooth ride. Did you know he got his pilot’s license by triforcing alone? 100% score too. We couldn’t be more prow’d.

If you are new to the internetz (It’s ok, your secret is safe with us) don’t worry, we will also be posting the essentials to get you started. For now, this will do: http://www.internetfirstpage.com/. I hope that will be enough to wet your whistle of curiosity. And remember, lolcats don’t get killed by curiosity.

Introductions aside, it’s time for Postall to deliver.

Some of you Lithuaniafags (you know who you are) might have heard a little about “Let there be night” in Vilnius. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then go to YouTube or Google or wiki (we are assuming you know what these are). If you do know, well good for you, and if you’ve actually BEEN there well you deserve a cookie too. Now the media might have advertised this as an event of great cultural significance and such, but we at the bungalow know better. “Let there be night” or “Tebūnie naktis” (that‘s how the cool people say it) is actually a time of great randomness and chaos which brings our great city to life. Just goes to show, you CAN find treasures of scrumptious „WTF“ moments right in your own backyard. Just don‘t overdo it.

Now for those who still don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ll spare all of the little details about why “Let there be night” was a night to remember. What I am going to do is illustrate it by letting you see for yourself some snapshots of WTF moments from last night's adventures.

An installation of animated light

Meat market commercial or household fail ?

You should always show your appreciation

A shrine to technology

Portable kitchen

I hope that some of you will be able to recognize the places where these photos were taken. Anyway i believe that's enough for one day. Wouldn't want to overload your senses now, would we? Stay tuned for m0ar random goodness.

-Postall

4 comments:

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  2. Hello, Postall. I really enjoyed reading your cohesive random thoughts and still I understand one thing - if mouse is the captain of the bungalow and Captain "double E" (or simply Skipper EE) is handling the wheel, than everything we've been taught at high school by dear old V.Sk., means that EE is a mouse?
    BTW, you made my day with all those commas. Now I can go sleep peacefully. Danke schön, mein Führer für das Internet.

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  3. Hello first reader, you fallen into a trap of random wordplay. For every question i can refer you to the statement above: Doesn’t make sense you say? Get used to it."

    As for my cohost's racial or special (as in species) dilemmas... I think he should be the one to answer that.

    Congratz on first comment, btw.

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  4. "Hello first reader, you fallen into a trap of random wordplay. "
    MIS-FUCKIN'-TAKE!!! it's supposed to be "reader, you have fallen".

    P.S.http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/37317_mordoranim8.gif

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