The fascists of the internet

Greetings my fellow surveyors of deep blue sea of randomness. I had been thinking long and hard about what to post to satisfy your craving for the uncommonly macabre, only to find that the answer has been in front of our monitors all along. You may have noticed that recently our little mischievous bungalow has been inhabited by this little annoyance/house pet - the grammar Nazi or in proper taxonomical terms inflatus sentence emendator .

Contrary to popular belief, there is very little useful data on these elusive guardians of linguistic perception. I use the term because if you write "grammar Nazi" in Wikipedia search, it redirects you to linguistic perception. It seems the folks at good old wiki have a few secrets to hide. Not to worry! Their counterparts at encyclopedia drammatica & uncyclopedia have different ways of doing things and have been of some use regarding the issue. Ok, lol, in a purely messed up way. What did you expect? Welcome to the internetz! Ok, in all seriousness i will deliver something useful.

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Our good friends at knowyourmeme.com (just don't tell them that I said that) have once again risen up to c hallenge and have scoured the internet for pieces of information about the Nazi of the grammar so you don't have to.

What's fascinating about the grammar Nazis is that seem to have sprung up relatively quickly yet in a short time their numbers have increased exponentially. Some circles of the internetz a.k.a 4chan believe that they have been hiding all this time and waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves after the collapse of Nazi Germany. Who knows, maybe they have been around even before then. Alas we will never know...

Of course if any questions remain (there better not be...) you can always consult our local grammar correcting fellow who has adorned himself with a lol swastika. Fitting don't you think? Be sure to study his behavior. That way you will learn how to spot one and will be fully ready to square off in cyberspace when the time comes.

Another internetz mystery resolved by the bungalow!

P.S If you haven't already highlight the BIG hyperlink. You will shit bricks when you see it.

-Postall out.